House Built For Midgets

$10.99

Description

So I get the keys to my new studio and the ceilings are too low! My head is pressed up to the ceiling with my heels on and the drop of the ceiling could take my head off. Are you sure this isn’t your house? This is a house built for midgets like you! I am 6 foot 9 with my heels on and can touch the ceiling with my arms bent. If you jumped you could probably touch it! This house isn’t built for Amazons!